As Current Events seems to be having an "open day" for random questions-can I ask?

[Eye of the Tigerlily]

How do you get hair dye off your face,arms,hands,legs and out of your ear? Ive got ear ache now because of the lump of it I got in there and my face is dyed a lovely brown shade,I look like Ive got a strawberry birth mark.
Don don,done that,as well as facial scrub,oil,soap and alcohol wipes. Its not on the sides where I can hide it with hair,its on my cheeks!