Are we common law?

[Lulu the Next Ex]

I've been dating my boyfriend for three months and want to break up with him....he owns a house, a motorcycle and a surf board I think I should get a percentage of his bands earnings for being their number three fan.



POLL Blonde Beaver or Mink?
I live in California and he's Germanic.

 

[Sour Girl™ saki it to me]

sorry honey i think its like 7 years. just steal his stuff when's he's passed out drunk (as usual)