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Q. What is the most musical pet?
A. A trum-pet.
Q. What pet lays around the house all day?
A. A Car-pet.
Q. What's your pets favorite veggie?
A. The pet-atoe.
Q. Which pet is a librarians favorite?
A. A cat-alog.
Q. What dog hogs all the food?
A. A pet-a-greed.
Q. What do you feed your pet frog?
A. Croakers and milk.
Q. Why did the lion eat a 100 Watt light bulb?
A. He wanted a light lunch.
Q. What is an owl's favorite subject?
A. Owlgebra.
Q. What do dogs like to eat for breakfast?
A. 'Pooched' eggs and 'Bark-on.'
Q. What can go as fast as a race horse?
A. The Jockey.
Q. What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A. Hailing a taxi.
Q. Why was the lion's neck all wet?
A. He had a leaky water mane.
A. A trum-pet.
Q. What pet lays around the house all day?
A. A Car-pet.
Q. What's your pets favorite veggie?
A. The pet-atoe.
Q. Which pet is a librarians favorite?
A. A cat-alog.
Q. What dog hogs all the food?
A. A pet-a-greed.
Q. What do you feed your pet frog?
A. Croakers and milk.
Q. Why did the lion eat a 100 Watt light bulb?
A. He wanted a light lunch.
Q. What is an owl's favorite subject?
A. Owlgebra.
Q. What do dogs like to eat for breakfast?
A. 'Pooched' eggs and 'Bark-on.'
Q. What can go as fast as a race horse?
A. The Jockey.
Q. What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A. Hailing a taxi.
Q. Why was the lion's neck all wet?
A. He had a leaky water mane.