Are there any tools or devices out there on the market that will make people walk faster? For example, at central station I am always stuck behind a slow person on the stairs.
Something like a cattle prod that I can have with me at all times? Obviously not quite as harsh as a cattle prod, but maybe a smaller version that I can keep folded in my pocket, and simply unfold it when i need someone to get out of my way.
or maybe just perhaps some sort of extendible shover, with padding on the end so they don't get hurt, that extends via some sort of mechanised arm, with a ratchet so they can't push back. I could just wind a handle and it would extend out maybe 1 or 2 metres? Obviously it would have gears so I my hand wouldn't have to muscle against them that much.
These are just ideas, but do these things exist and where can i get them?
shotgun? I don't want to be a jerk, I just want to give people a shove without actually having to touch them or speak to them.
Something like a cattle prod that I can have with me at all times? Obviously not quite as harsh as a cattle prod, but maybe a smaller version that I can keep folded in my pocket, and simply unfold it when i need someone to get out of my way.
or maybe just perhaps some sort of extendible shover, with padding on the end so they don't get hurt, that extends via some sort of mechanised arm, with a ratchet so they can't push back. I could just wind a handle and it would extend out maybe 1 or 2 metres? Obviously it would have gears so I my hand wouldn't have to muscle against them that much.
These are just ideas, but do these things exist and where can i get them?
shotgun? I don't want to be a jerk, I just want to give people a shove without actually having to touch them or speak to them.