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i found a how brown are you quiz .
(x) Your parents are strict
() You like bollywood music
(x) You've worn brown clothes
(x) Brown music is constantly playing in your house -
() You've been to gerrard street atleast once -
(x) You know who Shahrukh Khan is - BEST ACTORRR
(x) You know a badword in a brown langauge -
() You've used a bad word in a brown language against someone -
() You've accidently said a brown word to a white person -
(x) You've been to a brown country atleast once -
Total so far: 6
(_) Own at least one brown suit
(x) You like brown food
(x) You've watched those Indian serials on tv-
() You've sang a brown song in public before
() You've screamed either Oyy or Balle Balle before.
(x) You scare white people or you have turned white people brown
() You admire a brown actor/actress like CRAZY !
(x) Your mom & dad's friends are your aunty and uncle
(_) You have to call your cousins or brothers & sisters who are older than you Didi , Dada , Bhaii , Bhaiya or Apu -
() You LOVE teaching white kids brown words -
Total so far:9
(x) you told your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.
(x) There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
(_) When mail is a reinvestment... postage stamps are 're-used'
(x) You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
(x) You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
(x) Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
() You call an older person you've never met before "uncle". only if he's brown
(x) Everyone is a family friend.
(_) You HAVE TO study law, medicine or engineering at university.
(_) You know no one who has studied music
Total so far: 17
(_) Your best friend got married at the age of 17.
(x) You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
(_) You fight over who pays the dinner bill .
(x) You're dad starts arguing with you or gets into a fight with you and tries to speak english so fast that he does not make any sense.
(_) You say you hate Indian films/songs but secretly watch/hear them
(x) you make a big deal if you see a girl and guy talking
(_) You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
(x) You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and u see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.
(x) You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.
(_) Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son/daughter)
Total so far: 22
(x) Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day
(x) Your parents compare you to all of you friends.
() At least once a week your mom says, "I want to go to India/Pakistan/SriLanka "
() You're parent's always say while shopping abroad, "It's cheaper in India/Pakistan"
() Everytime you do something wrong your parents threaten to send you to India/Pakistan/SriLanka/Bangledesh
(x) When you're at parties 'we're leaving now' means we'll leave in about 30 min
(x) You are never in time for parties/ your family parties last till 1 am
(x) 5ft. 5 Inches, is a record height in your family
(_) One of Your parents’ are doctors/engineers
(x_) A "B" or lower is totally unacceptable on your report card.
i want one like this but for black people
please and thanks
(x) Your parents are strict
() You like bollywood music
(x) You've worn brown clothes
(x) Brown music is constantly playing in your house -
() You've been to gerrard street atleast once -
(x) You know who Shahrukh Khan is - BEST ACTORRR
(x) You know a badword in a brown langauge -
() You've used a bad word in a brown language against someone -
() You've accidently said a brown word to a white person -
(x) You've been to a brown country atleast once -
Total so far: 6
(_) Own at least one brown suit
(x) You like brown food
(x) You've watched those Indian serials on tv-
() You've sang a brown song in public before
() You've screamed either Oyy or Balle Balle before.
(x) You scare white people or you have turned white people brown
() You admire a brown actor/actress like CRAZY !
(x) Your mom & dad's friends are your aunty and uncle
(_) You have to call your cousins or brothers & sisters who are older than you Didi , Dada , Bhaii , Bhaiya or Apu -
() You LOVE teaching white kids brown words -
Total so far:9
(x) you told your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.
(x) There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
(_) When mail is a reinvestment... postage stamps are 're-used'
(x) You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
(x) You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
(x) Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
() You call an older person you've never met before "uncle". only if he's brown
(x) Everyone is a family friend.
(_) You HAVE TO study law, medicine or engineering at university.
(_) You know no one who has studied music
Total so far: 17
(_) Your best friend got married at the age of 17.
(x) You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
(_) You fight over who pays the dinner bill .
(x) You're dad starts arguing with you or gets into a fight with you and tries to speak english so fast that he does not make any sense.
(_) You say you hate Indian films/songs but secretly watch/hear them
(x) you make a big deal if you see a girl and guy talking
(_) You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
(x) You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and u see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.
(x) You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.
(_) Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son/daughter)
Total so far: 22
(x) Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day
(x) Your parents compare you to all of you friends.
() At least once a week your mom says, "I want to go to India/Pakistan/SriLanka "
() You're parent's always say while shopping abroad, "It's cheaper in India/Pakistan"
() Everytime you do something wrong your parents threaten to send you to India/Pakistan/SriLanka/Bangledesh
(x) When you're at parties 'we're leaving now' means we'll leave in about 30 min
(x) You are never in time for parties/ your family parties last till 1 am
(x) 5ft. 5 Inches, is a record height in your family
(_) One of Your parents’ are doctors/engineers
(x_) A "B" or lower is totally unacceptable on your report card.
i want one like this but for black people
please and thanks