Are all woman this stupid ..me and two mates were in a bar discussing how stupid

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their wives are...?

Bill said said You know my wife must be the most stupid woman on this planet. There was a sale down at the supermarket last week, she bought $300 worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer...
Then bruce said That's nothing, my wife went out last week and bought a brand new car for $8000, and she can't even drive...
Then conan said. Me conan You think that's stupid, I went home last week and my wife told me that she'd booked herself a two week holiday in the Caribbean. I watched her packing her case and she took nearly 400 condoms with her, and she doesn't even have a penis...
 
Now thats something I would do .. Eccept I buy the penis, put it in the box with all the condoms and send it to my Ex's husbands lover from him!!! he he he !!.
 
I would book a vacation for the two of us, Buy the new car for my Husband to drive us to the airport. Then I would stop by the appliance store and have a new upright freezer delivered so I could put the meat in that I got on sale, that my neighbor let me store in her freezer.
Just about the time you good ol boys think your wives are stupid! That's about the time us smart wives are stocking up on condoms for birth control So! You Husbands don't have a upper hand on us! That would be Stupid of you to even go there.
A man that would speak of his wife in this manner has No respect for his marriage.
You need to talk to your wives more. Your so smart it might rub off!!
 
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