I want candy
bubblegum or taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn she's my Jessica Tandy
I want candy
Get yo' ass beat, nasty
Do it till yo' dad sees, erabarrass yo' whole family
Just because he came between a kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA Approved
It's gonna make me spaz like 5 cats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
I'll use a giant drill
Bore it straight into hell
Releasin ancient demons from a
sleeper of a spell
So they can walk upon the earth
And get resituated
And hock the diet pills
MC Pee Pants done created
Mess up the mix
Mix up the mess
Come on down, yo, here's the address
It's 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
