April Fools Jokes/Pranks?

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So, I know you might be asking, "Hey, why would he need april fool's jokes? April is four months away!" Well, in my household we start April Fools early. Like, January 1st early. Yeah. We start our April Fool's pranks on New Years Day and continue until we get to the finale on April 1st. So I have 2 days to prepare all of my pranks for at least the first few weeks. Here's what I got so far; I need you to give me some more ideas though.

I've made a nice solution of water and chili pepper powder (the solution uses 15% hot chili pepper, 85% water, and it is DEADLY), and I've let a large grouping of our house's toothpicks take a nice soak in it. They'll dry out, and I'll re-soak them just to be sure. Then I'm replacing them in the toothpick container, and when someone tries to use one... Well, you get the point.

My idea for a finale uses the fake blood packet I've been saving since halloween. I'm going to pretend my brother shot me in the eye with his paintball gun - and here's the kicker - as part of his own April Fool's joke, and that it went horribly wrong. I'll wake up my parents early in the morning with a scream and they'll rush in to see by brother holding his paintball gun and me clutching my eye with fake blood pouring out of my fingers. Brilliant, right!

So that's what I've got for my April Fools pranks and jokes so far. What can you guys contribute?
 
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