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JonasCrazed
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I need riddles and jokes about swimming or water for work so can you help me out a little?
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A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms and was about to dive off when the attendant came running up, shouting, 'Don't dive - there's no water in the pool!' 'That's all right,' said the man. 'I can't swim!'
'I once lived on water for eight months.'
'When was that?'
'When I was in the Navy!'
Q: What can run but never walks,
has a mouth but never talks,
has a head but never weeps,
has a bed but never sleeps?
A: A river.
Q:Hard or soft, I move with equal speed. What am I?
A:Water
Q:The rope ladder of a boat hangs over the side of the boat and just reaches the water. It's rugs are 8 inches apart. How many rungs will be under the water when the tide rises 4 feet?
A: When the tide rises 4 feet, the boat and its ladder will also rise. So no rungs will be under the water.
'I once lived on water for eight months.'
'When was that?'
'When I was in the Navy!'
Q: What can run but never walks,
has a mouth but never talks,
has a head but never weeps,
has a bed but never sleeps?
A: A river.
Q:Hard or soft, I move with equal speed. What am I?
A:Water
Q:The rope ladder of a boat hangs over the side of the boat and just reaches the water. It's rugs are 8 inches apart. How many rungs will be under the water when the tide rises 4 feet?
A: When the tide rises 4 feet, the boat and its ladder will also rise. So no rungs will be under the water.
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John S2005
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Jesus could not swim. He had to walk on water.