Anyone heard any good Michael Jackson death jokes yet?

[Huge Bellend]

I've heard a few but none of them have been particularly funny. Anyone had any better luck?
Badwolf_got_suspended - you're a legend, just what I was looking for. Nice to see a few people are decent enough to not take life seriously. Fair play to everyone who answered my question in a mature and grown up manner.
Also, if Y!A suspend/terminate my account then good. I don't want to be a part of a site that supports paedophilia.

 

[badwolf_got_suspended]

i think mike f should get some anger management courses.


Has been confirmed that jacko did not die at home of a heart attack, he was in the children's ward having a stroke.

Jackos family have contacted the funeral parlour to see if they accept plastic.

Jacko's ashes are to be scattered at his neverland ranch, however his face will be placed in the green recycle bin for collection on thursday.

whats the difference between Farrah fawcett and michael jackson, one played with Majors and the other played with minors