Anyone have any good jokes?

Friend: Knock, Knock
Me: Who's there?
Friend: I eat mop
Me: I eat mop who?
Friend: Lol
Me" what is so funny?
Friend: you eat your poo?
Me: EW! NOO!
 
a drunk driver gets pulled over by a women officer ...she says anything you say or do will be held against you.....and the man screams TITTIES!!!
 
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