Anyone have any funny jokes?

A girl texted her Boyfriend "come to my place, everyone is gone"

The boyfriend rushed to her GF's place and knocks on the door for minutes...

"Everyone's really gone" hehehehehe




Boy: Dad, do you believe in Ghosts?

Dad: No son. Who told you that?

Boy: My nanny said there is a ghost in this house.

Dad: Son, pack-up your things we're leaving... Mother****** you don't have a nanny!!!
 
A pancake was walking in the desert.All of a sudden she tripped...and her jam leaked =D


What's black and white and black and white and black and white?

A penguin rolling.
 
theres three girls stranded on an island after being there for a while a geenie pops up and gives each of them a wish the brunette says i wish i could go home, so the geenie grants her wish the black haird girl says i also wonna go home so the geenie grants her wish the blonde says hmm its kinda lonely her i wish they could come back so the geenie grants her wish and they come back xD

the second one is again three girls all die in a car excident so god says ill take u too heaven only if u can can make it across these steps without lauphing ok on the fifth step the black haired girl laughed at a joke so she didnt go to heaven on the 20th step the brunnette laughed so she didnt go on the 100th step the blonde laughed and gos says why are u laughing she says i just got the first one
 
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