Any way to make myself pee? Not a joke, I NEED to!?

I have quite a problem. I've had to pee for 3 hours and I cannot get out of my bed . I dislocated my kneecap recently and there's tons of fluid built up that I can't have drained for some time. The affect makes it feel like my kneecap is floating around and any movement is excruciating. getting vertical is impossible and just the slight angle required for me to put my leg at to get on the floor and scoot my way to the bathroom is as well.

I've gotten one of those old people diapers (that can hold a shitload of piss) and have put it on but now I have a mental block that will not let me pee anywhere but a damn toilet.

HELP. This is unbearable and I'm crying in frustration.

Give me a break i'm a 17 year old girl and i actually do have bladder and kidney problems so holding it when I have to pee is really not good.

I'm home alone.
 
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