Any one know any good jokes?

Here's one.

A woman is in the store doing some shopping because she's baking several pies for a bake sale. After picking up all the pie crusts, she decided it would be just easier to make all the same pies. She decides on an apple filling for the pies. She runs out of money, but needs one more apple filling can - so she steals it. Quickly as she leaves the store, she's caught. At the trial, she's charged a day in jail for every apple slice in the can. Suddenly before she's taken away, her husband stands up and says, "Judge, she also stole a can of peas!"

I think it's kind of funny.
 
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Three rednecks were talking about how stupid their wives were.

The first one says, "my wife is so stupid she went out and bought a brand new air conditioner. The other two asked him why that was so stupid.

He said "Cuz we ain't got no electricity"

The second one says, "well, my wife is so stupid, she went out and bought herself a brand new washing machine." The other two asked, "well what is so stupid about that, did the old one break?"

He said "No, we ain't got no plumbing or running water"

The third one says, " well, my wife is stupider than both of them. You see, I was rummaging around in her purse looking for change for some cigarettes and saw that she had 6 or 7 comdoms in there" So the other two commented "well, that ain't so stupid, she's just probably being safe"

The old redneck says "well hell yes that's stupid cuz she ain't even got a penis!!!"
 
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