any good wrestling jokes?

[Nero]

You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling.... When On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"

 

[Kan Pitter. DEAL WITH IT.]

"John Cena can wrestle!"

 

[Kan Pitter. DEAL WITH IT.]

"John Cena can wrestle!"

 

[loni b]

You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason

On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be

After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back

You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake

 

[keithotron]

What did the Big Show say to John Cena?
RRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Blax (Maryse Edition)]

Q:What does WWE and an old lady's teeth have in common?
A:They're mostly white.

Altenative answer: They're both fake