this is kind of on subject. my ex wife, a friend, his wife, their dog, and i were camping. it was late and we were pretty drunk. i decided i wanted a bacon double cheeseburger. as i was frying the bacon in the skillet, the dog broke its chain. they were all trying to catch it, and i was steady cooking some bacon (REALLY wanted that burger). i took the skillet off of the fire just as the dog and my friend came running behind me. the dog hit my leg and i spun around....right into my friend!! the grease from the bacon coated him from his elbow to his hand. i spent the rest of the night listening to him dunk his hand into the cooler and waiting to be killed for burning him lol.