W Winter_Cold Guest Feb 1, 2009 #1 the shorter the better or can u tell me a site where i could find these
O Owen Guest Feb 1, 2009 #2 Did you here the one about the constipated mathematician: He worked it out with a pencil
S SilverCross Guest Feb 1, 2009 #3 Don't disturb my circles! - Archimedes to the Roman soldier who soon killed him afterwards
B Brown Sugar Guest Feb 1, 2009 #4 "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." -Einstein
