Any good Jokes that you know lately?
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Flack Jacket
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Ever hear the pineapple joke? Hehehhe. I'll tell you.
3 white guys are walking in Harlem, john, jack, bob. They are taking a little walk when a van suddenly stops besides them and masked guys come out and kidnap them. Then the criminals take them to a secluded area and let them out. They pop open the back and have a variety of fruits. They say to the 3 guys " stuff 10 of these fruits up your @** or die. Oh, ya and you can't laugh n*gg*s. Bob sticks 6 apples up his butt laughs, and gets shot. The second guy sticks 9 cherries up his butt,laugh, and dies. When jack died he went heaven. When jack got there the bob who died was there. When he saw jack arrive he asked him, "why did you laugh? you could have lived if you did one more. The jack laughed and sayed "I saw the other bob grab pineapples to stuff up his @**!
3 white guys are walking in Harlem, john, jack, bob. They are taking a little walk when a van suddenly stops besides them and masked guys come out and kidnap them. Then the criminals take them to a secluded area and let them out. They pop open the back and have a variety of fruits. They say to the 3 guys " stuff 10 of these fruits up your @** or die. Oh, ya and you can't laugh n*gg*s. Bob sticks 6 apples up his butt laughs, and gets shot. The second guy sticks 9 cherries up his butt,laugh, and dies. When jack died he went heaven. When jack got there the bob who died was there. When he saw jack arrive he asked him, "why did you laugh? you could have lived if you did one more. The jack laughed and sayed "I saw the other bob grab pineapples to stuff up his @**!
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Nessa Lisa
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um..If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? the answer is congress!!! lol 