J
Joker.
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people always ask me for good jokes. and i stay quiet bc u dnt have any, CAN ANYONE GIVE ME ONE?
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when i walk down your black i shine like lipgloss
that person will get it.
that person will get it.
"old joe"
so this guy lives all alone atop a mountain and at the bottom of this mountain a town. One day this man goes down to the town and goes into a bar.
walks up 2 the bartender and says "excuse me, where are all the ladies?"
bartender turns and says "logging crew just came threw and took all the ladies with them... but um if your interested, weve got old joe in the back..."
Man replies "nah, im not down with that shit..." and goes back to the top of the mountain, after a few months of beating off he goes back to the bar and asks the bartender "where did all the whores go"
bartender Response "sorry logging company just came threw, took them all with them... but if your interested, weve got old joe in the back..."
Man replies "nah, im not down with that shit..." and goes back to the top of the mountain, beating off more and more each day for about a month he decides fuck it and goes back to the bar and ask the bartender "alright where are all your crippled and retarted girls?"
bartender replies "sorry man... logging crew just came threw took them all with them... but you know ... if youre interested weve got old joe in back..."
Man replies "nah, im not down with that shit..." and goes back to the top of the mountain, and starts sticking his dick in any whole he can find... fucking knot holes and even trying to capture animals and fuck them... so he decides to go back to the town again after about a month of fucking anything he can get his dick into ... so once again he asks the bartender "where are all the old ladies"
bartender replies "sorry man, you just missed them all, logging crew came threw and took them all with them... but if youre interested weve got old joe in the back..."
the man contemplates for a second and asks "lets say i were down... who would know about this?"
"well" the bartender replies "you, me, old joe... and the 2 guys holding old joe down cause he aint down with that shit either..."
so this guy lives all alone atop a mountain and at the bottom of this mountain a town. One day this man goes down to the town and goes into a bar.
walks up 2 the bartender and says "excuse me, where are all the ladies?"
bartender turns and says "logging crew just came threw and took all the ladies with them... but um if your interested, weve got old joe in the back..."
Man replies "nah, im not down with that shit..." and goes back to the top of the mountain, after a few months of beating off he goes back to the bar and asks the bartender "where did all the whores go"
bartender Response "sorry logging company just came threw, took them all with them... but if your interested, weve got old joe in the back..."
Man replies "nah, im not down with that shit..." and goes back to the top of the mountain, beating off more and more each day for about a month he decides fuck it and goes back to the bar and ask the bartender "alright where are all your crippled and retarted girls?"
bartender replies "sorry man... logging crew just came threw took them all with them... but you know ... if youre interested weve got old joe in back..."
Man replies "nah, im not down with that shit..." and goes back to the top of the mountain, and starts sticking his dick in any whole he can find... fucking knot holes and even trying to capture animals and fuck them... so he decides to go back to the town again after about a month of fucking anything he can get his dick into ... so once again he asks the bartender "where are all the old ladies"
bartender replies "sorry man, you just missed them all, logging crew came threw and took them all with them... but if youre interested weve got old joe in the back..."
the man contemplates for a second and asks "lets say i were down... who would know about this?"
"well" the bartender replies "you, me, old joe... and the 2 guys holding old joe down cause he aint down with that shit either..."
J
jetronics
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This guy was walking down the street with a penguin and a policeman seen him. the police man said "oi mate i think you should take that penguin to the zoo and the guy replied "oh ok, yeah i will". Anyway the policeman see's the same guy down the street with the penguin again and the policeman says "Mate i thought i told you to take that penguin to the zoo". The man replies "Yeah i did and today im taking it to the movies"!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
ROFL ROFLMAO
ROFL ROFLMAO