demos_jones
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Pa! Pa! I got the biggest dÃ*ck in 4th Grade! Is it 'cause I'm black?
No, son, it's 'cause you're 19.
No, son, it's 'cause you're 19.
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any good black jokes?
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Toadly Ossum
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So a black man tells his wife to get him a costume for the company's weekend Halloween party. He gets home and finds a Superman costume on the bed. He yells at her, "Who ever heard of a black Superman? Now get me a GOOD costume!"
Next day when he gets home, he sees that she got him a Batman costume. Again he goes on a tirade. "Whoever heard of a black Batman! Now take it back and get a better costume."
Now, the next day when he gets home, he sees three big white buttons, a white belt, and a 2x4 on the bed. "What's with this? he asks his wife.
"It's a choice," she replies. You can put on the buttons and go as a domino, or you can put on the belt and go as an Oreo cookie. And if neither one of those is good enough, shove that 2x4 up your âss and go as a fudgecicle!!!"
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When I was born, I was black.
When I grew up, I was black.
When I go in the sun, I'm black.
When I'm cold, I'm black.
When I'm scared, I'm black.
When I'm sick, I'm black.
And when I die, I'm still black.
You white folks...... When you're born, you're pink.
When you grow up, you're white.
When you go in the sun, you turn red.
When you're cold, you turn blue.
When you're scared, you're yellow.
When you're sick, you're green.
When you're bruised you turn purple.
And when you die, you're gray........
So who you callin' COLORED?
Next day when he gets home, he sees that she got him a Batman costume. Again he goes on a tirade. "Whoever heard of a black Batman! Now take it back and get a better costume."
Now, the next day when he gets home, he sees three big white buttons, a white belt, and a 2x4 on the bed. "What's with this? he asks his wife.
"It's a choice," she replies. You can put on the buttons and go as a domino, or you can put on the belt and go as an Oreo cookie. And if neither one of those is good enough, shove that 2x4 up your âss and go as a fudgecicle!!!"
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When I was born, I was black.
When I grew up, I was black.
When I go in the sun, I'm black.
When I'm cold, I'm black.
When I'm scared, I'm black.
When I'm sick, I'm black.
And when I die, I'm still black.
You white folks...... When you're born, you're pink.
When you grow up, you're white.
When you go in the sun, you turn red.
When you're cold, you turn blue.
When you're scared, you're yellow.
When you're sick, you're green.
When you're bruised you turn purple.
And when you die, you're gray........
So who you callin' COLORED?