Another set of fun for my frends......?

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.'

The 3 most dangerous words to hear when ur having sex....Honey!!! I'm home!!!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

The road to success is always under construction.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

plz post ur comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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