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Nessie from Loch Ness
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An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. "I'm 90 years old," he says.
"90!" replies the madam "Don't you realize you've had it?"
"Oh, sorry." said the old man. "How much do I owe you?"
"90!" replies the madam "Don't you realize you've had it?"
"Oh, sorry." said the old man. "How much do I owe you?"