Andrew Sachs' granddaughter? Do you think the lady protests too much?

[Shiny shoes]

For all her moral outrage at the upsetting of her poor old Grandpa there she was the other day on the front page of The Sun telling all and sundry the intimate details of her encounter with Brand. Who's embarrassing him now? Don't get me wrong, what Brand did was ungallant to say the least but dear me she's getting her money's worth isn't she? Do you think that this was the leg over, sorry I mean leg up that her burlesque troup The Satanic Sluts have been waiting for?

 

[Jake]

She's a slapper.

 

[Welsh B]

The fucking slut needs to keep her legs shut. Otherwise she's gonna need a Y shaped coffin.

 

[tweets]

It's managed to wangle her an appearance on Gordon Ramsey's cook off next week anyway. I always thought Gordon was a mate of Jonathan Ross' so can't believe he's giving her the airtime!