And Larry did spaketh unto the huddled masses, follow thee, these edicts, for lo I...

agent Armadillo

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...say unto you, they are good? 1) don't wear more than 3 colors.
2) don't stack your DVD's, one atopst another, lest they be in the original cases
3) don't mix V8 and orange juice, nor shouldst thou mixeth V8 and bananas
4) don't allowest thy children, a boon unto thee, to watch the Barney, nor the Power Rangers
5) don't ever mix Kahlua and root beer, trusteth in my glorious experience
6) don't be gay

And lo, the huddled masses did indeed latch onto the 6th edict, ignoring all others.

And lo, the Larry did give them a score of 16%, an F minus.

And lo, those hypocritical dipshits didst deserve that F minus.

Praise Larry.
 
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