I just got into a bad car accident. I'm sitting here and can only move one arm currently because the other is bandaged and strapped to my chest. I can barely wipe my own booty. I've been eating apples constantly throughout my life but I still have to go to the doctor tomorrow.
I used to teach "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" to my 3rd grade class. Here I am getting hospitalized for this motherf*ckin sh*t. How can I explain to these little snot nosed pricks that an apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away and it is all just a bullsh*t theory?
I used to teach "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" to my 3rd grade class. Here I am getting hospitalized for this motherf*ckin sh*t. How can I explain to these little snot nosed pricks that an apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away and it is all just a bullsh*t theory?