Americans Only! How are Brits portrayed in America?

Hi, I've always wondered how British people are portrayed in America, i.e. in the media etc. Someone on another forum just said that we are portrayed as 'Enlightened' ? I'm not sure what this means?? I've seen Brits in the show 'Friends' (Emilys wedding / family eyc.) I've also seen Brits portrayed in family guy (when they change the Drunken Clam into a British bar?) and there seemed to be a lot of bitterness towards us there (ya limey bastards etc etc.) But I am well aware this is just one mans view of us (Seth McFarlane). I guess you have programmes with Gordon Ramsey in etc.

In general, how are the Brits portrayed ??? How do most Americans feel about things like Tony Blair, when he went to war in Iraq with Bush (something I think was illegal in the first place). Do Americans hate Brits because of this oil spill ? Even though we as the British people have nothing to do with BP?!

Also, what does 'pip pip pip' mean? I hear it on american shows when americans are doing impressions of British people but I have no idea what it means and have never heard a British person say this in the 27 years I've been alive?!? Whats pip pip pip all about??? Weird.

How are Brits portrayed in America??? Inbred?? Little? Clever? Pompus?? Common?? Rude?? Blunt?
I quite liked Americans until I met you Cody. Ok lets start this off….first off who the hell came up with a dumb name for a guy like CODY? That’s a girls name for starters, like Stacey, you guys love using that, backwards hicks.

You say you can’t understand us so we must be wrong,……Cody, what language are you speaking and where did it come from? You are speaking ENGLISH and it came from England. So any alterations that have been made by you Americans are the mistakes. Like putting Z in words that should be S. eg. Realisation, Realization etc.

The reason it was done was to make it easier for you dumb fuckers to understand English.
Americans invented cars??? It was the Germans actually you retard…
“Two Germans, Carl Benz and Gottlieb Daimler, both took credit for making the first car. Eventually the car companies that they founded combined to become the Daimler-Benz Company, which still produces Mercedes-Benz automobiles more than 100 years later.”
British people don’t have horrible teeth. Redneck Americans have rubbish teeth. Poor people in the UK may have bad teeth but most don’t.
Soccer is gay??? F**k you dude.
You have the ‘World Series’ in Baseball but only Americans can enter, how is that a world series.
You are portrayed here Cody as dumb f**kers, fat, obesce, Mcdonalds gulping, gun toting idiots.
What war did you kick our ARSES in then?? Tell me.
You suck Cody, so does your name, so does your ‘KING OF THE WORLD’ country.
I bet your name is CODY, you have a dog called Boomer. You go to Jefferson High and eat Taco Bell.

Cody I hate you dude. I proper hate you. I wish you were in the towers when the planes flew into it. You faggot.
Hey Cody....whats this...???

ok so i am a good looking guy, ive got big muscles, i play varsity football and run varsity track, im very athletic and very fast but ive just never had a girlfriend and i cant really understand why???

BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS CODY AND YOU SUCK MONKEY BALLS.

Never had a girlfriend! F**k off you sad little VIRGIN.

BYE.
Why dont girls like me? I'm really fast at running and everything!!! Woooooooooooooooooooo!!! I'm in tears laughing here. You're fast at running and have BIG muscles??? What a big man you are!!! Here, I've got a stick of gum, why don't you go chew it tough guy.
Go join the Marine Corps like you want to you Jarhead prick.

Join the rest of those murdering beefcake dirtbags and continue invading little countries who dont stand a chance. Go rape the world with your Marine Corps friends.

And if you can't get a girlfriend, put of a little pink dress and bend over for your Marine friends.
My sincere apologies to all Americans who just read my rant, but Cody really got to me. I don't mean what I said about America as a country and was just responding to Cody in the same manner that he addressed me.
 
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