No, you're a troll who gets on mommy's computer to stir up crap on this forum. You get your little jollies by getting adults to play your little games on here.
When you do grow up (and I doubt you ever will) why don't you do the thing that you said you had done, and join the army. I think there you will learn what being a mature adult is all about.
Either that or you'll get your butt kicked on a daily basis by those around you for being like what you are on here.........ANNOYING!