fucking me and 2 good buds went drinking on 1 of my buds birthday. we get a little buzz off a 60 of tequilla and after playing teh guy game for PS2, we decide to go out and wreak some havoc. we go to the dollar store in the mall and one of my buds goes, "We need those!!" poitning to some cap guns. couple minutes latter we are outside teh store firing cap guns and acting like mafia thugs or something. we go inside teh mall looking for a place to eat with teh cap guns tucked in our back pockets. some stupid fuck must've called teh cops on us. couple minutes latter we are walking from the mall to a pizza place, when we see a cop car in the parking lot. we keep on walking and we are almost out of the lot when I hear a screech of tires and a "Freeze". I turn around and raise my hands in the air and I assume thats what my buds do, I cant see em cause IM at the front. One of the cops (the asshole of teh bunch) tells me to take five steps towards him and kneel down so I do exactly that. At that time I couldn't see but apparently more cops that we hadn't seen came from behind and took down my two buds. So anyways, the asshole cop tells me to lie down on the paved road. I do it. Then he tells me to spread my arms and slowly move em behind my back (this is where he fucks up because that is where my "gun" is) so as my hands move slowly towards my back I hear: "Stop STOP STOP OR I WILL SHOOT" my hands shot up immediately and he grabbed em. Then he did the gay ass search, cuffed me and put me in the cruiser, each of us in a seperate car. after like fucking debating shit for half an hour they let us go after confiscating our cap guns and after the asshole cop tells me he came within an inch of ending my life with a 9mm through the old skull up top.
suffice it to say I was pretty much sober after that was through. I got smashed latter haha.
suffice it to say I was pretty much sober after that was through. I got smashed latter haha.
