Malibu 310
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That expanes your lak of intelagents.
Alcohol can suck it
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cowboy_fan
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Is this not the FUNNIEST oneliner you've ever read? LMAO... Repped, whether you deserve it or not.
Wow, sounds like one hell of a night Lampy. Fortunately, I've never been in that kind of situation, and I've done my fair share of drinking. Usually it was just straight rum or scotch whiskey, Johnny Walker black label preferrably, but I've settled for that red label shit that more closely resembles battery acid when I couldn't afford/find some black label. Captain Morgan, SoCo, Gin (yuk!), Tequila and Vodka (only when it's chilled).
The worst I've ever gotten was to the point where I started singing to my cat (I think it was rum that night..). It was some lame song I can't even remember anymore, but I remember the kitty just staring at me like I've lost my mind. But, I've never had a hangover, mostly because I've never mixed my drink types.
I don't really drink anymore though, not since I damaged my liver in a motorcycle accident. 1 or 2 drinks and I'm tipsy, can't handle the alcohol anymore.
The worst I've ever gotten was to the point where I started singing to my cat (I think it was rum that night..). It was some lame song I can't even remember anymore, but I remember the kitty just staring at me like I've lost my mind. But, I've never had a hangover, mostly because I've never mixed my drink types.
I don't really drink anymore though, not since I damaged my liver in a motorcycle accident. 1 or 2 drinks and I'm tipsy, can't handle the alcohol anymore.
Ninjas can be gangsters
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Sounds like you grabbed the bull by the horns and he fucked you up for it...
I love vodka. It's my favorite. I'll drink the shit like water. Of course, it has to be good vodka, not the $3.99/bottle shit. Anyway, get the fuck back on that horse and ride it out, bitch. :slap: Next time, don't drink so much or so much so fast. Get some starches into your belly before you start hammering them back. You'll be better off for it.
I love vodka. It's my favorite. I'll drink the shit like water. Of course, it has to be good vodka, not the $3.99/bottle shit. Anyway, get the fuck back on that horse and ride it out, bitch. :slap: Next time, don't drink so much or so much so fast. Get some starches into your belly before you start hammering them back. You'll be better off for it.
I think I am on the road to being an alchoholic because I don't stop drinking. I have no "enough" voice in my head. Oops.
I am so pathetic :sad:
The worst time I got drunk, I woke up covered in bruises with a temporary tattoo of spiderman on my lower back. I was missing my pants and in a wash behind my friend's house. I figured out later that my friends and I had been throwing full-grown lemons at each other as hard as we could. There were lemons EVERYWHERE in his backyard, we all had lemon-sized bruises, and his lemon tree was stripped bare. Still no clue as to the spiderman tattoo, though.
The best time I got drunk, I wasn't even that drunk, and I was in Europe. I remember everything about the night, but to spare the details, I woke up with the most beautiful woman I'd ever known in my arms, and she was my girlfriend for a few months when we went back home.
The weirdest time I got drunk was earlier, on the same trip to Europe. I woke up in the middle of the night and there was a girl in my bed, fully clothed, shaking me to wake me up asking me if I wanted a beer. No idea on that one. I got pissed at her for waking me up, told her no, kicked her out of my hotel room, and went back to sleep. :rofl: She was cute too, I wish I hadn't.
Another time, on the same trip, I got drunk and almost took a flight to St. Louis to run away with some girl I had met the day before and live with her. Almost. I fell asleep instead.
Okay, enough stories.
I am so pathetic :sad:
The worst time I got drunk, I woke up covered in bruises with a temporary tattoo of spiderman on my lower back. I was missing my pants and in a wash behind my friend's house. I figured out later that my friends and I had been throwing full-grown lemons at each other as hard as we could. There were lemons EVERYWHERE in his backyard, we all had lemon-sized bruises, and his lemon tree was stripped bare. Still no clue as to the spiderman tattoo, though.
The best time I got drunk, I wasn't even that drunk, and I was in Europe. I remember everything about the night, but to spare the details, I woke up with the most beautiful woman I'd ever known in my arms, and she was my girlfriend for a few months when we went back home.
The weirdest time I got drunk was earlier, on the same trip to Europe. I woke up in the middle of the night and there was a girl in my bed, fully clothed, shaking me to wake me up asking me if I wanted a beer. No idea on that one. I got pissed at her for waking me up, told her no, kicked her out of my hotel room, and went back to sleep. :rofl: She was cute too, I wish I hadn't.
Another time, on the same trip, I got drunk and almost took a flight to St. Louis to run away with some girl I had met the day before and live with her. Almost. I fell asleep instead.
Okay, enough stories.
fireflyfan_2008
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At least you get yourself into social situations. I'm the one sitting on my ass at home all the time because my friends don't seem to understand why I freak out over the seemingly littlest things even though I already told them damn well why...
Assholes...
Assholes...
jay_naguit
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It's not that great. To tell you the truth, sometimes I wish I had no friends at all. It would be simpler.
whitneyskywalker
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Trust me...it gets boring really quick...
And lonely...:sad:
And lonely...:sad:
I hit the town last saturday with a couple of mates, we polished off 7 jugs of beer in about 2 hours, i had 2 Lime & vodka's, 2 scotch and cola, 1 shot of sambuca, a Yager bomb, and 3 shots of Johnie Walker Red... Lets just say at 5am the gutter looked like a comfortable place to sleep...
I agree. If you are going to do either, make sure its one or the other at a time. If you mix the two, it can really mess you up, and get you in messed up situations. Either way, watch yourself. Fun is fun... till you cant remember -and you either wish you could have, or wish no one would have told you what happened.
ILoveMyTruck
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The only vodka worth drinking is Kettle One, anything else and your asking for punishment, unless its like Grey Goose or Stoli.... then you fine.
Drinking and going out with friends is SO much fun. Espicially when you just get plastered beyond belief, I love that after a long underway, or having a suck ass week while inport. I love getting drunk and doing stupid ass things, the room spinning around and puking rallys, give me more!! Anyway, I can't remember how many times I got drunk, fell through a coffee table after passing out, or just waking up on the flight deck of the wrong ship. It's funny when you can't remember too much, and your friends try to remember for you but alas they can't either!! Too many beer bongs, and shots in one night can be painful!! Anyone ever try one of the many drinking games sailors love to play?? Say 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes?? Sound Easy? NOPE. Or, 24 beers in 12 hours? A beer every half hour, piece of cake right? NOPE. Ahhhhh, sometimes I'm pathetic with nothing better to do then work, get off the ship drink, and repeat. Fucking sailors, LOL.