A wee nonsense quiz anyone?

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1. Who invented the fireplace?
2. Who invented fractions?
3. What English king was known as Dick the sh!t in Ireland?
4. What do you call a cat on the beach at xmas?
5. What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with a Gorrilla?
6. What do you do with a dog with no legs?
7. The man from uncle badge was a black triangle.Who were their enemies? (There's a clue in the question)
8. If it takes 3 minutes to wash yourself.What does it take to dry yourself.
9. Which has the most calories A fish supper or a pie supper?
10.What do you do if you if you're in a room with George W Bush,Osama Bin Laden and Margaret Thatcher and your gun has only 2 bullets?
 
1. Sir George Fireplace
2. Sir Andrew Fraction
3. King Richard something
4. A cat on the beach at Christmas
5. Booboo
6. Put it down, might as well put it out of its misery
7. The Daleks
8. Depends how wet I am and the absorption of the towel I'm using.
9. The fat one
10. Kill myself
 
1. Sir George Fireplace
2. Sir Andrew Fraction
3. King Richard something
4. A cat on the beach at Christmas
5. Booboo
6. Put it down, might as well put it out of its misery
7. The Daleks
8. Depends how wet I am and the absorption of the towel I'm using.
9. The fat one
10. Kill myself
 
1. Sir George Fireplace
2. Sir Andrew Fraction
3. King Richard something
4. A cat on the beach at Christmas
5. Booboo
6. Put it down, might as well put it out of its misery
7. The Daleks
8. Depends how wet I am and the absorption of the towel I'm using.
9. The fat one
10. Kill myself
 
1. miller homes
2. hauf o me hinks it was god othurr 50% says it wiz a scientist
3. richard the 3rd of Lavington
4. roadkill on tour
5. a bar of cadburys wi nice legs
6. a seal
7. aunties
8. fuk knows ah let the dug lik me dry
9. fuk nos gies both till i sample thum
10. kill yersel by shootin yer brains oot hiv a spare bullet in case yer irish an ye miss
 
1. miller homes
2. hauf o me hinks it was god othurr 50% says it wiz a scientist
3. richard the 3rd of Lavington
4. roadkill on tour
5. a bar of cadburys wi nice legs
6. a seal
7. aunties
8. fuk knows ah let the dug lik me dry
9. fuk nos gies both till i sample thum
10. kill yersel by shootin yer brains oot hiv a spare bullet in case yer irish an ye miss
 
1. miller homes
2. hauf o me hinks it was god othurr 50% says it wiz a scientist
3. richard the 3rd of Lavington
4. roadkill on tour
5. a bar of cadburys wi nice legs
6. a seal
7. aunties
8. fuk knows ah let the dug lik me dry
9. fuk nos gies both till i sample thum
10. kill yersel by shootin yer brains oot hiv a spare bullet in case yer irish an ye miss
 
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