A.S.B.O.'s for the U.S.A.

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dmeyer153

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In the United Kindgom, I've read about a mechanism used by the bobbies to help keep society working well. It's an Anti-Social-Behavior-Order (or ASBO). Usually, they are splapped on little yob and chav bastards for performing an otherwise lawfull act in such a way that it pisses people off.

I think the United States might benefit from these. Here's my story...

My nerd brethren and I were enjoying lunch at a Chinese restaurant when an old man a couple of tables away stands up. There's nothing wrong with this act. Standing up is a normal act when you finish your meal and are leaving the dining room. The problem is this old geezer, who bore a striking resemblance to Jabba the Hutt, had his pants hanging down AND the fucker was going commando! WTF!!?! I almost barfed! His ass looked like a couple of plastic bags full of cottage cheese. Truthfully, I would have been more than happy to perform a summary execution in this instance. However, I suspect the other guests may get disturbed by the sight and sound of me decapitating a rotund man in front of them.

I do believe a prudent compromise is an ASBO. I hold no grudges against anyone for going commando. I do, however, consider it an affront to all which does not suck to get mooned while eating.
 
Droopy drawers are definitely due for a visit from the Fashion Police. Their arrival would be heralded by the theme music from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

This would have been a perfect time to carry a poloroid camera. Take the shot (so to speak), then hand the fellow the picture, with an offhand remark such as "Thought you might want to consider adding this to your Christmas cards."
 
I think on our dollar bill.. on the back.. we should have a fat man holding a hamburger. Because until we begin poisoning them and killing off their young like we did with eagles They are much more noble.
 
I'm sorry you had to see that. I'm especailly sorry you had to see that over Chinese at lunch. But . . . :rofl: . . . that's damn funny! No camera phones available? You always have the funniest stories. Wasn't the last one about your nekked butt chasing the puppy under the bed for your wallet?
 
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