A convict breaks into this couples home to find them in bed, the convict pulls the husband out of the bed and ties him to the chair, he then gets on top of his wife and kisses her neck. He then gets up and runs to the bath room, the husband whispers to his wife "honey this man is very dangerous look at his clothes hes a convict and probably hasn't seen a women in years! I saw how he kissed your neck, hes going to try and have sex with you don't resist do what ever he wants, be strong, I love you" The wife looks at him and says "he wasn't kissing my neck he whispered in my ear that he thinks your cute and asked if we had any vaseline and I said in the bathroom, be strong honey I love you too."
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