A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.?

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A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

"$50.00 for three questions." replied the lawyer.

"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.

"Yes." the lawyer replied, "What was your third question?"

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.25 and deer nuts are under a buck!!
 
Lol. made me laugh there. If you don't get it, buck is a name of a deer or something like that
 
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