A little golfing joke, will it make you smile?

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.



MAN: 'Hello.'



WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'



MAN: 'Yes.'



WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'



MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'



WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
models. I saw one I really liked.'



MAN: 'How much?'



WOMAN: '$90,000.'



MAN: 'OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.'



WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000.'



MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a
pretty good price.'



WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'



MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.' The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....



Then he smiles and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
 
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