A joke to lighten the TWW a bit?

ax11779

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The other day my neighbor, who is a (insert hair color here), came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy. she said i have some really great news! I said great tell me why your so happy. she stopped jumping, and after a moment or two to catch her breath, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she had been trying for a while so i told her, " thats great i couldnt be happeir for you! Then she said, Theres more! what do mean theres more?. she then said, well we are not just having one baby we are having TWINS! Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant i asked her how she knew. She replied, well that was the easy part. I went to sams club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN PACK AND BOTH TESTS CAME OUT POSITIVE!
 
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