A jOkE...joy. it's muy bueno?

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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.

He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.

When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.

He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato"!
 
lol!!!
i heard one:
three women escape from jail
they find some trees and tell eachother to hide and act natural they hide in trees and the gaurds come after them
the gaurds go to tree1 where brunette is hidiing: she says chirp chirp, and they go away
The red head hides in tree2 the gurds come and she says hoot hoot hoot hoot
the gaurds think it is an owl and they go away.
the blonde is hiding in tree3
the gaurds come by and she starts to hum really loudly
the gaurds bring her down and question her.. she says "what hmm i am hmm a humming bird"

it sounds better lol =]
 
haha. i've heard that one a million times. it gets kinda old after a while.....
 
LOL! thats funny


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LMAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAH I'VE NEVER HEARD THIS ONE BUT ITS MAKING ME CRY OF LAUGHTER! LOL!!
 
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