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Mr Shady
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Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman are each given a spider with the instructions that whoever can do the best trick with their spider will be given £100, so the three Paddys each begin to train their eight-legged performers in the hope of making a quick bit of cash.
The day of the performance comes and Paddy Englishman goes first. He sets his spider down, gives the command, and it does a backflip on the spot. Everyone is very imressed and applauds.
Paddy Scotsman's turn is next and he sets his spider down. "Go!" he shouts, and the spider runs forward, balances on one leg and twirls. Everyone cheers and claps, and the Scotsman is pleased.
Finally Paddy Irishman steps forward. The crowd holds its breath, wondering how he could possibly surpass the first two tricks. With a glimmer in his eye, Paddy Irishman turns to the spectators and puts his spider on the ground, although it looks a little different than the first two spiders. He shouts "Backflip!" "Run!" "Somersault!", but the spider does nothing.
Paddy Irishman looks again at the audience and says "Look! I ripped all its legs off and it became deaf!"
The day of the performance comes and Paddy Englishman goes first. He sets his spider down, gives the command, and it does a backflip on the spot. Everyone is very imressed and applauds.
Paddy Scotsman's turn is next and he sets his spider down. "Go!" he shouts, and the spider runs forward, balances on one leg and twirls. Everyone cheers and claps, and the Scotsman is pleased.
Finally Paddy Irishman steps forward. The crowd holds its breath, wondering how he could possibly surpass the first two tricks. With a glimmer in his eye, Paddy Irishman turns to the spectators and puts his spider on the ground, although it looks a little different than the first two spiders. He shouts "Backflip!" "Run!" "Somersault!", but the spider does nothing.
Paddy Irishman looks again at the audience and says "Look! I ripped all its legs off and it became deaf!"