he now has three...? Yes he now has three cajones...He's a little freaked out...so he goes to the doctor. Doctor gives him complete examination....tells him he's in perfect health. Guy says..."what about this third ball? It wasn't there yesterday."
Doc says, "Hey no problem, It must have been lodged in an abdominal cavity all your life...recent stress probably caused it to drop...Have fun with it...Many consider it a sign of virility."
Guy leaves feeling much relieved...He decides to have a drink at his local hangout. After a shot and a quick beer, he says loudly, "I got five hundred bucks here! Whad'ya wanna bet, between me, and Joe the bartender here, we have a total of FIVE balls?"
Well, Joe was known for being extremely unlucky when it comes to wagers in the bar....and it did not take long for the five hundred to be covered by several of the regulars.
And as the last of the money is being counted and rechecked, the bartender, who had calmly been polishing the beer mugs, leans over the counter and says quietly to Joe, "I don't know what you're up to pal, but you'd better have four."
Doc says, "Hey no problem, It must have been lodged in an abdominal cavity all your life...recent stress probably caused it to drop...Have fun with it...Many consider it a sign of virility."
Guy leaves feeling much relieved...He decides to have a drink at his local hangout. After a shot and a quick beer, he says loudly, "I got five hundred bucks here! Whad'ya wanna bet, between me, and Joe the bartender here, we have a total of FIVE balls?"
Well, Joe was known for being extremely unlucky when it comes to wagers in the bar....and it did not take long for the five hundred to be covered by several of the regulars.
And as the last of the money is being counted and rechecked, the bartender, who had calmly been polishing the beer mugs, leans over the counter and says quietly to Joe, "I don't know what you're up to pal, but you'd better have four."