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In a high-profile bank headquarters in New York City, a smiling, petite granmother walks in with a suitcase and asks for an appointment with the president so she can open a savings account and make a large deposit. After checking to see if the CEO is free, they lead her back to the office.
"What can I help you with today?" Says the CEO.
"I would like to open a savings account with the $2 million I have in this suitcase."
"Well, I am happy to do that for you." The CEO turned to his computer and started the process of creating a new account. But the curiosity was consuming him.
"May I ask, ma'am, how you acquired so much money?"
The woman simply said, "I make bets and I win them."
The businessman was intrigued, "What kind of bet do you make?"
"Well, I can make you a bet that your balls are square."
The CEO laughed, "Ma'am, I can assure you they are not. You would lose that bet."
"I am absolutely confident in this, and I will bet you a million dollars."
To be continued...
The CEO laughed, but he couldn't pass up such an easy money-maker, so they shook on the bet. They agreed that at 8:00 a.m. the next morning they would see if what the woman said was true.
That night in his home, the CEO looked at himself in the mirror, he turned to the left and right, and he said to himself "Tomorrow I'll be a million dollars richer!"
In the morning the woman showed up on time with a man in a suit. "This is my lawyer. I just wanted to make sure we have a witness to this bet. Now drop your pants."
The bank president undid his pants and lowered them. "See? They are not square in the least."
"Let me touch them to make sure." The CEO consented, and the woman reached out and touched his balls, turning and prodding them.
The lawyer, standing back a little, turned to the wall and started hitting his head against it.
"What's the matter with him?"
The grandmother said "I bet him yesterday 2 million that by 8:05 this morning I would be holding the bank president's balls!"
(That's it, I had to put "to be continued" because I ran out of space.)
"What can I help you with today?" Says the CEO.
"I would like to open a savings account with the $2 million I have in this suitcase."
"Well, I am happy to do that for you." The CEO turned to his computer and started the process of creating a new account. But the curiosity was consuming him.
"May I ask, ma'am, how you acquired so much money?"
The woman simply said, "I make bets and I win them."
The businessman was intrigued, "What kind of bet do you make?"
"Well, I can make you a bet that your balls are square."
The CEO laughed, "Ma'am, I can assure you they are not. You would lose that bet."
"I am absolutely confident in this, and I will bet you a million dollars."
To be continued...
The CEO laughed, but he couldn't pass up such an easy money-maker, so they shook on the bet. They agreed that at 8:00 a.m. the next morning they would see if what the woman said was true.
That night in his home, the CEO looked at himself in the mirror, he turned to the left and right, and he said to himself "Tomorrow I'll be a million dollars richer!"
In the morning the woman showed up on time with a man in a suit. "This is my lawyer. I just wanted to make sure we have a witness to this bet. Now drop your pants."
The bank president undid his pants and lowered them. "See? They are not square in the least."
"Let me touch them to make sure." The CEO consented, and the woman reached out and touched his balls, turning and prodding them.
The lawyer, standing back a little, turned to the wall and started hitting his head against it.
"What's the matter with him?"
The grandmother said "I bet him yesterday 2 million that by 8:05 this morning I would be holding the bank president's balls!"
(That's it, I had to put "to be continued" because I ran out of space.)