A good lie to cover up Disciplining my girlfriend?

Msh Prtt

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My girlfriend was over at my house and she spilled a whole cup of grape juice on the couch, so I gave her a quick slap across the face.

I didn't like, punch her or anything, just a smack. I'm not a monster, ha ha. The problem is that now she has a bruise under her eye and even with makeup it's easily visible. Usually when I hit her I make sure not to leave a bruise, or if I do, I hit her somewhere that's covered up with clothing, this time i just lost my temper and was careless :(

We need to make up a story for her to tell her teachers/principle/friends of how she got the bruise. Her parents are old fashioned and decent people, so they'll understand that I was just disciplining her and keeping her in line, but her friends and the school staff are pretty narrow minded and will make a big deal out of it.

Do you have any good excuses she can use for telling her people how she got the bruise? I'd let her think up her own excuse, but she's your typical female and she'd think up a really lame excuse that people would see through immediately.
 
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