A friend of mine told me his little boy prayed to God for a new bike ?

[Terraplane Blues]

He told his son that God doesn't work that way.
His son then stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Will this stand up in court ?

His case is due next week.

 

[Panda bear returns again]

hahah classic joke


He might be forgiven by God but not the courts

 

[Bridie A]

It was funnier the first time it was posted.
And the second...
And the third...

 

[Elizabeth]

i dont believe in god its bullshit and funny kid

 

[Darlene]

Seriously is this an April fools joke?

 

[Circle Takes The Square]

You'll have to subpoena God as a witness, which might be a problem.

 

[Tooƒ FæriE]

Now THAT'S how religion works.

 

[jessica b]

Woah.
Nope. In God's eyes, the settlement will be penance.

 

[Bill W]

I don't think this would stand up in court because god does not control court. The court will punish nomad er how much you pray for forgineness

 

[Scott8684]

there is no chance that the story will stand up in court.

 

[Losasha]

I'm not buying into this one hon---

 

[Caboose]

That's a great joke. And if it's true, it's a hilarious story.

 

[dancingdog777]

The man told his son the wrong answer. With enough Faith, God will supply anything. Usually the Faith of little children is stronger than adults.
You should try it sometime!

 

[Snooter McPrickles]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[fiddler]

If he swears on the bible he will get off.

 

[Pocket Protectorate]

Thank God for that...

I'm off the hook about all those lap dances...

 

[Zac 117]

I would pray for a good attorney.

 

[AlienSunflower]

Nope, I'm afraid not but that is very funny lol.