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Guest
A woman goes into a Fishing Tackle shop to buy a rod and reel for her
Grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing
there, wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, can you tell
me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Madam, I'm
completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter, I can
tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it
makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter
anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod
with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.test line. It's a good all
around combination, and it's on sale this week for £44.00 ."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of It dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens
her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds
like a Visa card," he says. As the lady bends down to pick up
the card, she accidentally farts. At first, she is really
embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the blind salesman
heard that and says, "That'll be 58 pounds and 50 pence please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell
me it was on sale for £44.00 ? How did you get it to £58.50 ?"
He replies, "Yes Madam, the rod and reel is £44.00, but the Duck
Caller is £11.00 and the Fish Bait is £3.50 !!"
Grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing
there, wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, can you tell
me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Madam, I'm
completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter, I can
tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it
makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter
anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod
with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.test line. It's a good all
around combination, and it's on sale this week for £44.00 ."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of It dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens
her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds
like a Visa card," he says. As the lady bends down to pick up
the card, she accidentally farts. At first, she is really
embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the blind salesman
heard that and says, "That'll be 58 pounds and 50 pence please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell
me it was on sale for £44.00 ? How did you get it to £58.50 ?"
He replies, "Yes Madam, the rod and reel is £44.00, but the Duck
Caller is £11.00 and the Fish Bait is £3.50 !!"