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???Sadie???
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Say something funny or something that will make me think. Thanks. ^_^
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hagi5495
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get high
thats what i just did
thats what i just did
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Lauren 's a Danimal =)
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i dont know if youre a fan of American Idol or anything
but this is really funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhVmoQcRfc8
but this is really funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhVmoQcRfc8
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serenedy1
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After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let the President know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
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George W. Bush Anagrams
He grew bogus
Bush ego grew
Where bugs go
Whose bugger?
"W": he bugs Gore
e.g. bug whores?
Ugh! Sewer bog!
Bugger, who's 'e?
Ogre hugs web
REAL SKOOL EXCUSES...LOL
Please excuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, and 33.
Marge could not come to school because she was bothered with very close veins.
John has been absent from school because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Please excuse Gloria. She had been sick and under the doctor.
My son is under the doctors care and should not take P.E., please execute him.
Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a gangover.
Please exuse Joe Friday. He had loose vowels.
Please excuse Blanch from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip.
Please excuse Joyce from Jim. She is administrating.
Carlos was absent from school yesterday, because he was playing football. He hurt in the growing part.
Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.
3 days ago
Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Diane from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Mary Ann was absent 11/15 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick -- fever, sore throat. Her brother had a low grade temp and a gall over. I wasn't feeling the best either, sore throat, fever. There must be the flu going around. Even her farther got hot last night.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
**************************************...
George W. Bush Anagrams
He grew bogus
Bush ego grew
Where bugs go
Whose bugger?
"W": he bugs Gore
e.g. bug whores?
Ugh! Sewer bog!
Bugger, who's 'e?
Ogre hugs web
REAL SKOOL EXCUSES...LOL
Please excuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, and 33.
Marge could not come to school because she was bothered with very close veins.
John has been absent from school because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Please excuse Gloria. She had been sick and under the doctor.
My son is under the doctors care and should not take P.E., please execute him.
Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a gangover.
Please exuse Joe Friday. He had loose vowels.
Please excuse Blanch from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip.
Please excuse Joyce from Jim. She is administrating.
Carlos was absent from school yesterday, because he was playing football. He hurt in the growing part.
Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.
3 days ago
Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Diane from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Mary Ann was absent 11/15 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick -- fever, sore throat. Her brother had a low grade temp and a gall over. I wasn't feeling the best either, sore throat, fever. There must be the flu going around. Even her farther got hot last night.