4th of July Prank

Haha okay, im REALLY scared, and your the one dissing up a person on the internet :]. Think twice before you start "threating" people over the internet with a cheesy line from shrek, because it only makes YOU seem more puthetic.
 
Maybe, but at least I can spell correctly. And, as far as these forums are concerned, I CAN spank you.

Some things to think about:

you're = you are

threatening

pathetic

dissing up (no idea what the hell that even means. i know "dissing", and i know "up", but not dissing up)
 
"Dissing up" is part of that ghetto fabulous language teenagers use. I blame the MTV.

"I diss you ALL up in yer grill, f'sho!"

I just got out of the public education system of America, so I can understand this gibberish as well as one can I suppose.
 
Come on guys, I need some ideas. All I've been reading post about lighting shit. What about taking a ton of pennies and just throwing them all over his lawn. Have to pick up one by one. What are you guys thinking?
 
Stick 3 boxes of plastic forks in his yard.

Shred newspapers up, put them in a trashbag, and sprinkle them over the forks.

Or just T.P his house.

Saranwrap his car/house/trees/whatever.

Soap doornobs, vaseline doornobs.

Shaving cream a car.

Bologna + Car = polka-dots

Salt a nasty message into his/her yard. OR, better yet, fertilize a nasty message into his yard.

Jack up his car, take off the wheels, then set the car down on the wheels, and take his spare tire jack.

Buy a valve stem repair tool, and slightly loosen his valve cores, or take them completely out and just put the little plastic cover back on.
 
Holy shit, go with the penny idea. That rocks rofl.

I was going to list a few of my own ideas.

But BrIONwoshMunky listed every.single.one of my ideas two minutes before I got to it. :(
 
put an open diet coke bottle on his doorstep. ring his doorstep. make sure he answers. make him watch you put a handfull of mentos into the diet coke and just run away. hel be so confused and have to clean up a lot of diet coke. no harm done but a good wtf moment.
 
warm water in a bottle, add dry ice. tape his screen door shut to make sure he doesnt get hurt. and just ring and run. then like 10 seconds later... BOOM
 
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