Hi!
Here are a few jokes:
1) A teacher once asked a student, ”How do you spell the word CAT?"
The student replied, “K-A-T." The teacher replied, "You are wrong. The dictionary spells it as C-A-T." The student said, “I know that, but you asked me how I spell it."
2) A car owner, after taking an interview of a driver, said, “You are selected and you will get $500 as starting salary.” The driver answered, “You are great, sir ! If for starting is $500, then how much do I get for driving?"
3) A man had ten very lazy servants working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one amongst you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please raise his hand?” Nine hands went up.
He asked the tenth man, “Why didn’t you raise your hand?” "Sorry sir, but I'm feeling too lazy to raise my hand." came the reply.
4) A teacher asked Michael, a student, "Where were you born?" Michael replied, "I was born in Pennsylvania." The teacher asked Michael to spell Pennsylvania. At that moment, Michael said, "Sorry, Ma'am. I was mistaken. I was born in Ohio and its spelling is O-H-I-O."
Please star if you liked them. Thank you!
Regards
Amal
Here are a few jokes:
1) A teacher once asked a student, ”How do you spell the word CAT?"
The student replied, “K-A-T." The teacher replied, "You are wrong. The dictionary spells it as C-A-T." The student said, “I know that, but you asked me how I spell it."
2) A car owner, after taking an interview of a driver, said, “You are selected and you will get $500 as starting salary.” The driver answered, “You are great, sir ! If for starting is $500, then how much do I get for driving?"
3) A man had ten very lazy servants working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one amongst you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please raise his hand?” Nine hands went up.
He asked the tenth man, “Why didn’t you raise your hand?” "Sorry sir, but I'm feeling too lazy to raise my hand." came the reply.
4) A teacher asked Michael, a student, "Where were you born?" Michael replied, "I was born in Pennsylvania." The teacher asked Michael to spell Pennsylvania. At that moment, Michael said, "Sorry, Ma'am. I was mistaken. I was born in Ohio and its spelling is O-H-I-O."
Please star if you liked them. Thank you!
Regards
Amal