30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

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Wesley: There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world.
Liz: You know, there isn't.
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Liz: So I'll go to Floyd's wedding alone. Maybe I'll just lean into it and bring a cat and a baby stroller.
 
Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.

:lol:

Jack: Look at this video of a baby panda sneezing.
Liz Lemon: Oh, it's the *cutest* thing I've ever seen!
Jack: [interrupts her] I need you to fire 10% of our workforce.

hahaha so great :lmao:
 
:lmao: Always a classic.


"If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down."
 
Liz: I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider them erotica.
Jack: That man can wear a sweater.
 
I'm gonna go old school:


Tracy: I'm just going through the classic stages of grief; fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression.
 
Dr. Spaceman: Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.
 
Jack: Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.

Tracy: I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! I'm just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do.
 
:lol: about that comment about the cult.

Tracy: Dress every day like you're going to get murdered in those clothes.

Jenna: Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again? It's time for a change, America. That's why I'm voting for Osama in 2008.
 
Jack: She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place in television.
 
:lmao: Good line!!! Lots of good ones from last nights ep! I'm going to rewatch and post a bunch!
 
"I gave to NPR last year."
"My children go to public school."
"I'm gay."
"I'm black."
"Jack, thank you so much. And I just wanted you to know that in 1984 I voted for Ronald Reagan."
"I murdered my wife."

:rotfl:
 
Tracy: Oh, oh Ken ... we may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here. And if you try to grab on to me, we'll both drown.
 
Liz (about Jack): He goes to Sbarro when he's angry, the New York Stock exchange when he's horny, and Christie's when he's depressed.
 
^^^^
:lol:

One of my favorite lines from the finale..

Jack "You look beautiful in that dress"
Nancy "And you look like a gay mortician in that suit" :lmao:
 
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