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mr struth
Guest
one was an alcoholic
one was a chain smoker
one was gay
the doctor addressing all 3 of them said ."if any of you`s indulge in your vice`s one more time,you will surely die,
the 3 men left the doctor`s office, each convinced that he would never indulge himself again.
while walking home toward`s the gallowgate, they pass baird`s bar .
the alcoholic hearing music and smelling booze could not stop himself from entering.
his 2 friends followed him into baird`s, where he ordered a pint of guinness,no sooner had he finished the pint he fell to the floor. stone cold dead.
his friends,somewhat shaken left baird`s realising how serious they must take the doctor`s warning.
as they walk along the road they come accross a cigarette butt,lying on the pavement,still burning.
the gay looked at the chain smoker and said.
"if you bend over to pick that up we`re both dead"
one was a chain smoker
one was gay
the doctor addressing all 3 of them said ."if any of you`s indulge in your vice`s one more time,you will surely die,
the 3 men left the doctor`s office, each convinced that he would never indulge himself again.
while walking home toward`s the gallowgate, they pass baird`s bar .
the alcoholic hearing music and smelling booze could not stop himself from entering.
his 2 friends followed him into baird`s, where he ordered a pint of guinness,no sooner had he finished the pint he fell to the floor. stone cold dead.
his friends,somewhat shaken left baird`s realising how serious they must take the doctor`s warning.
as they walk along the road they come accross a cigarette butt,lying on the pavement,still burning.
the gay looked at the chain smoker and said.
"if you bend over to pick that up we`re both dead"