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1. Laugh and Laugh Loud, even if you don’t know what was funny
2. Dads lunch-bag always contains leftovers
3. Grandmas handbag always contains lollies
4. Chewy Mylanta (antacid) are NOT lollies
5. Doesn’t matter if your Black, White, Old, Young, Male Female In Tie, T-shirt or Turban, if you say “hello” to me, you’re my friend.
6. You can never have too many teddies
7. Or nappies
7b. Or bath Toys
8. Nobody gives hugs like Grandma
9. Except Teddy
10. Checkout Chicks ( female supermarket cash-register operators ) Are for smiling and making googly eyes at.
11. Checkout Chicks sometimes have stickers
12. Or lollies
13. Dad gets in trouble if Mum finds out about the checkout chicks.
14. The more you aim to clean my potty the less I aim.
15. Nothing is more interesting than a pooey nappy.
16. Cows go MOOOOOO
17. If I don’t know what noise it makes it still goes MOOOOO
18. A truck going forwards goes brum brum, but a truck going backwards goes beep beep beep (And I’ll get grumpy if Dad gets it wrong).
19. A bumped knee can be rubbed better
20. When Dad bumps his knee its hilarious
LOVE YOU JOSEPH,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!!!!!!!
2. Dads lunch-bag always contains leftovers
3. Grandmas handbag always contains lollies
4. Chewy Mylanta (antacid) are NOT lollies
5. Doesn’t matter if your Black, White, Old, Young, Male Female In Tie, T-shirt or Turban, if you say “hello” to me, you’re my friend.
6. You can never have too many teddies
7. Or nappies
7b. Or bath Toys
8. Nobody gives hugs like Grandma
9. Except Teddy
10. Checkout Chicks ( female supermarket cash-register operators ) Are for smiling and making googly eyes at.
11. Checkout Chicks sometimes have stickers
12. Or lollies
13. Dad gets in trouble if Mum finds out about the checkout chicks.
14. The more you aim to clean my potty the less I aim.
15. Nothing is more interesting than a pooey nappy.
16. Cows go MOOOOOO
17. If I don’t know what noise it makes it still goes MOOOOO
18. A truck going forwards goes brum brum, but a truck going backwards goes beep beep beep (And I’ll get grumpy if Dad gets it wrong).
19. A bumped knee can be rubbed better
20. When Dad bumps his knee its hilarious
LOVE YOU JOSEPH,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!!!!!!!