2 dim witted country boys want to buy a farm?

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They are talking to the owner about the place and agree to buy it. They ask the farmer, "do ya got a mule that comes with tha place"? The farmer, sensing their ignorance, says to them "I don't have a mule, but I have some mule eggs around back that are about to hatch". The farmer takes them around to his watermelon patch and sells them 2 "mule eggs". The 2 country boys put the "mule eggs" into the back of their truck to take them home. They hit a big bump on the way home and the watermelons bounce out of the truck into the ditch. This scares up 2 rabbits who happened to be in the ditch and they take off like a shot across a field. One of the country boys sees this and yells to the other, " oh man, they're gettin away"! The 2 guys jump out of the truck and chase after them for 15 minutes.
Finally, one says to the other,"forget it, forget it, let em go! I don't wanna plow that fast anyway"!
Brezzy B- The country boys think the rabbits are the newly hatched baby mules
 
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