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    If I flush my half-dead fish down the toilet before he's all the way dead will that

    Here's a compromise. Put him in the toilet bowl but don't flush. Then he'll have until someone uses the restroom again.
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    I'm a Lakers fan and the Lakers won. How many cars should I go destroy in a...

    ...celebratory manner? I also want to throw some bricks through windows and of course, start fires, but I just don't know how many.
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    Besides under the sneeze guard at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet, where should one avoid

    I'm gonna go with leper colony, only because the lepers will be jealous that your toenails actually stay attached to your toes and might react angrily.
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